Trying To Cheat? Don't Make Me Laugh

Description: You're trying to cheat? you? don't make me laugh, you have to be joking. do you even realize how lucky you are that a loser like you was able to get a girlfriend in the first place?? trying to find another girl who will want you is impossible. you're going to go through rejection after rejection. but hey, if you wanna ruin your relationship just like you ruin everything else in your little loser life, go ahead. i'll be here watching and laughing while you crash and burn.