Diary Of A Virgin Loser

Description: Just in time for valentine’s day… oh my goddess, look at the poor little loser, all alone writing about his pathetic life. and what's this? you actually thought you could keep it a secret? how cute. now that i've found your diary, you're practically at my mercy. i could tell everyone about your little secrets - about how you're still a virgin, about how you secretly have a fetish for wearing women's panties, and about how you have a tiny little dick that can't even get hard. but why keep these juicy secrets all to myself? i could tell everybody… i’m sure everyone in your life would get a kick of how sad and pathetic you really are. how mortifying!