Inflating you with my pump

Description: "straaaap..." ops... that was your favorite shirt! i'm sorry, but i'm doing everything i can to make you fat, but apparently the caloric and delicious food i make you every day is not enough: you're still skin and bones.so i have to do it the hard way. blow you out of proportion with my faithful pump. don't worry about the torn shirt... when i finish inflating you, you'll need a new wardrobe directly.  i find that with your new shape, it is appropriate to move you by rolling you gently across the floor, to our bed.you make a very funny noise as i move you... you are my giant perfect balloon now!