Q1 Gooner Performance Review

Description: Welcome to your first-quarter performance review! i know i sprung this one on you without warning, but isn't that the best way to make sure you've been responsible? this quarter, i'm evaluating your productivity - something we've been working on for quite some time, anyway. if you find that you've failed to meet my expectations, though... don't worry. i'm giving you two weeks from today - the actual end of this year's first quarter - to make it up to me. do well, and you might just earn a bonus. don't disappoint me. (submissions open until march 28, 2025) [gender-inclusive language]