Not-So-Humble Brag

Description: Goddess life is so hard. long days of teasing and denying and draining horny boys requires proper recharging. fortunate for me that i’m gifted all sorts of spoils that help do exactly that! a $25 box of 5 chocolates that i’ll take a single bite from? yum! a $100 box of 6 cookies i’ll forget about until they’ve gone stale? sure! a $200 swarovski necklace i hardly notice i’m wearing even though it goes with the rest of my collection? why not! a $450 coach purse you don’t get to see because i have no idea where i threw it after i opened it? sounds great! spoils are so much fun and fulfilling when i know they’ve come from my slaving betas—not because i may or may not ever get around to acknowledging or using them, but because i spoke my desire for them at one point and you inferiors made it materialize before me. i guess that makes all the laborious and exhausting goddess life of being paid to simply exist worth it!