Unpaid intern

Description: Alright, let’s get this over with. your performance review is due, and frankly, i already know the results… but i guess i’ll humor you. let’s see… zero innovation, zero leadership, and the only skill listed under ‘strengths’ is… ‘jerking off pathetically on command.’ wow. i mean, honestly, this is why you’re still an unpaid intern in my empire. no promotions. no bonuses. no future