Porn is your Soulmate

Description: Porn is the longest relationship you've ever had. since you began giving into your sexual desires i know you sought out whatever little glimpses you could find and jerk to. maybe you're ancient and you had to hunt down pre-internet nudie mags or vhs tapes. or you're a younger gooner and you always had the entire internet's porn archive at your fingertips. either way, you're never going to kick your need to watch and stroke. it's deeply ingrained into your psyche at this point. spend all of your time watching porn, watching my femdom porn, and accept it as your true life partner.