No Time For Dinner

Description: We're finally here -the traffic was crazy! i can't believe we missed our dinner reservation, i don't know how i am going to get through a hot yoga class being this hungry. i had a tiny salad for lunch and if i don't eat soon, i'm going to freak out.  i would be fine if i just had like two bites of something small even. wait, that gives me an idea. you're not going to like it, but i think i have a solution. i think i have to eat you. i'm sorry, but i am just so hungry- i can't think about anything else. i'll make it quick- and painless, i promise. you've been such a good friend to me but- you know that i don't do well when i'm deprived of food.