Your new Farting roommate - Gassy Desperation

Description:  recently came here to apply to the language department. i was very nervous before the exams, so in the morning i drank coffee and my favorite milkshake. i was sitting in the living room and repeating the text i was going to say. you came up to me, and i immediately realized that i liked you. i felt awkward, i moved my legs so that you could sit down. you speak english well, and i would be happy to practice with you. because of the embarrassment i got so excited and at the wrong moment the coffee met the milkshake and my stomach became so gassy that there was no way back. i started farting, again and again driving myself into the colors of embarrassment