Boss' Boot Bitch

Description: Your boss has invited you into her office for a meeting. she lets you know that your work has been subpar. i haven't gotten to be the boss bitch that i am by allowing people to waste the company's time. here at this office, i've found that people who keep a healthy work/life balance are able to focus and be more productive. it seems you need a little uplifting motivation to keep you on track. how about you work for half the pay in exchange for worshipping my boots?? seems like a fair trade, doesn't it? i'll even let you jerk it right here in my office so you can see how persuasive i can be! then you will be plenty motivated to keep coming back here again and again when you've accomplished what you need to.