You've Been Doing WHAT With My Slippers?!

Description: I walk into my room and catch you sniffing my slippers while wanking, and i can’t believe what i’m seeing. utter disbelief. you’re pathetic, truly. i laugh in your face, humiliate you, and make sure you know exactly what a disgusting little foot-obsessed loser you are.you think you can just get away with this? oh no. now you owe me. half the rent. a night out. my nails done. and you’re doing my laundry too, since you’re already obsessed with my dirty things. you’re nothing but a pathetic foot wanker.these slippers are ruined now, i should burn them. how long have you been doing this? we’re supposed to be housemates, i thought we were friends. not anymore. you’re way in the friend zone now.now get out of my room.