Single & Pornosexual On Valentine's Day

Description:   it can be so hard to be single on valentine's day... but you don't have a choice. you've gooned yourself into the kind of pervert who will be single for life. you've pumped yourself pornosexual and now all you really crave is your hand on your dick and a date with your dirty videos. forget a dating life that will get in the way of gooning. forget a sex life that can't satisfy like edging alone can. spend this holiday the way a good pornosexual should: treating porn like your girlfriend, full attention to your screen, frying your brain even more.