Waking plastic pants

Description: Step-mommy goes to wake up baby j, who's still snoozing in bed. 'wakey wakey, little one!' i say, while unbuttoning his onesie to check his diapy. 'oh, it's so wet and puffy!' i notice, feeling the heft. but before anything else, 'bottle time!' i give his diaper a few gentle pats to rouse him, then slip on his plastic pants to keep everything nice and tidy. now, we're off to make his yummy bottle.