I'm Sorry, I Have To Eat You

Description: Argh, that last meeting went way over time, and now i only have 20 minutes before my next meeting! that means we don't have time to go out to eat anything but i am soooo hungry. i skipped breakfast and i can't skip lunch too. you know how i get hangry. the thing is- i can't fuck up this meeting. there is only one thing that makes sense - i am going to have to eat you. yes, i'm serious. i'm not any happier about this than you are, i assure you. what choice do i have? i'm already feeling lightheaded and you're just going to to have to take one for the team. i'lm make it s painless as i possibly can- i won't chew you, i'll just swallow you whole.