In a Relationship This Valentine's Day? Watch This

Description: Oh valentine's day, the day of love, of celebrating your relationship. not. that is the last thing i want to do. i've been putting in so much work melting that horny gooner brain and ruining this relationship, why would i take valentine's day off? you probably think you're going to get laid, maybe get a bj this year and i'm actually not going to stop you. nope! i have much more exciting, much more expensive plans for you ;)