Tiny Cock Cosmic Joke SPH

Description: Some people are simply born lucky. some people are born blessed. but not you. the universe was especially cruel to you, wasn't it, pet? just look at that little dicklette between your legs. an itty bitty monstrosity. a tiny little cock. a big cosmic joke. i certainly find it funny. every time i see that shriveled little raisin, it makes me want to howl with laughter. your cocklette is always good for a much needed giggle. i mean, it's not good for anything else, right? you can't use to to fuck or please or tease. how fucking sad. a tiny little cock. a big cosmic joke.