BALD & UGLY

Description: You may think you have any semblance of attractiveness left, but let me tell you, your complete lack of hair has rendered you nothing more than a repugnant, bald, piece of dirt. your once precious strands have deserted you, just like anyone with any sense would flee from your presence. you are as useless as a wet paper napkin and just as unpleasant to look at. your bald head is a constant reminder of your utter failure in life. no amount of hair plugs or toupees could ever hide the fact that you are a balding, ugly, sorry excuse for a man.