You Don't Want A Girlfriend - You Want A Gooning Addiction

Description: You seem really confused lately and we need to straighten this out. you keep expressing that you want a girlfriend, but no, you don't. you might think you do. you think you want a girlfriend to fuck, to do all kinds of kinky things with, to make you cum over and over... but do you actually think those things will happen with a girlfriend? have you considered that a girlfriend might only want vanilla sex? and not nearly as often as you? and that she expects you to make her cum? and that you might not be able to do that very well? and that she'll get in the way of jerking off when you crawl out of bed unsatisfied? hahaha yeah, you don't want a girlfriend. you want a sexual outlet. focus on your porn addiction and your gooning habit, pervert. give your head a shake and realize that a girlfriend will never satisfy your warped brain the way you can alone with filth on your screen and your hand on your dick.