Impress Me

Description: A woman like me is constantly being wooed by countless desperate simps. it's easy to see why: i'm beautiful, i'm intelligent, i'm demanding, i'm perfect in every way. what do you think a woman like me—a woman who has everything and then some—deserves? you wan't to make a good impression, you want to stand out, to be my number one best simp? impress me. go above and beyond. give me your everything, no matter the cost, because you need to be relevant. your endless financial sacrifice is what pleases me, what makes my perfect pussy wet. gender neutral.