Custom: Farting Step-Sister Eats You!

Description: Your mom and my dad married, but we have yet to meet, until now. you wake up, tied to a chair. i stand over you, farting. i introduce myself, and begin to explain why you're tied up and why i can't seem to stop farting. you see, i make fart content online, and made good money. the secret? i eat one person whole per month. the amount of gas it creates inside of me is insane. i also get paid by local farmers for the hundreds of pounds of fertilizer i leave behind. it's a lucrative business. what does that have to do with you? everything, right now. your mother texted me, "i would love for you to eat my son". how could i say no? you fit the bill perfectly. i only eat the biggest losers i can find. the kind of guys no one would miss because they made no mark on the world, they achieved nothing, and don't mean anything to anyone. you're all that and more, your own mother requested eat you. i fart the entire time i explain everything. as time passes i get meaner, and say horrible, humiliating things to you. you beg and cry which only irritaes me. by the end of it, i've worked up an appetite. the next scene is me flossing my teeth and counting my money. you've been fully digested. i get a text, it's your mother. "i meant meet my son, sorry for the typo." i panic, and call my dad to come into the room. he assures me everything is fine, and you won't be missed. we both agree you were in fact a loser, and will not be missed. we laugh about it. he leaves. i find myself proud of getting away with eating my whole step-brother whole, digesting him, getting paid, and not getting caught. i get turned on by the whole thing, and pull my toy out. the video ends there.