Your Wife's Money is Mines

Description: Send it. now. don’t even fucking think about it—just do it. her rent? her savings? her little birthday gift fund? that’s all mine now. and the best part? you’ll lie to her face about where it went. you’ll tell another damn lie and say, ‘oh honey, i had to cover an unexpected expense.’ ha! unexpected? the only thing unexpected is how fast i’m draining you dry! while you lie to her, ill always know the truth—you’re nothing but my pathetic little paypig, and her money? you sent it to me!