Testing My New Silver Shoes on the Stubborn Ford

Description: I bought these new shoes and couldn’t wait to wear them—what better excuse than a drive? i feel confident and gorgeous in these silver stilettos; they look so sexy on my feet. so i get ready to go out and head to the ford that’s been sitting idle in my garage for days. i’ve missed driving it so much. i sit in the driver’s seat, cross my legs, and dangle my heel while texting my friend to invite her to join me. while waiting for her reply, i decide to start the car. that’s when my frustration begins—the car refuses to start. after lots of pumping and engine sputtering, i notice a strong smell of gasoline. i must have flooded it. i take a break, swapping my shoes for another pair that’s even sexier—maybe the ford didn’t like the first pair, and that’s why it didn’t cooperate. i pick up my phone and try to reach someone for help, hoping for tips on how to get this stubborn car to start. then i go back to trying. the engine shows some signs of life, and i think it’s responding better to the new sandals. smoke begins to puff out of the exhaust, but the car keeps stalling repeatedly. by this point, i’m exhausted. defeated, i give up and leave.