Will You Breed Me?

Description: I’ve asked you here today to ask you an important question. time is ticking. i’m not getting any younger and i thought by now i’d have met someone and have started a family. but here i am still single. so, i was wondering whether you would be the person to breed me. impregnate me! i mean look at you. you’re perfect. how could i not choose you for the job. i know you can do it!