Beg the Boss… to keep your job

Description: The company you work for is doing some layoffs, and cutting the people we feel provide the least value. you have just walked in to have your interview with me, in which i quiz you about what you bring to the company. it appears that you have no real value, and so i plan on firing you—unless… you beg. beg on your hands and knees. beg, and accept that in order to keep this position, you need to prove you have some other form of value to me. and by value i mean, degrading yourself and worshipping me!