Dick Rating turns into SPH 720p

Description: Here i am, all hyped up to rate your *huge* dick—because surely, with all that talk, you had something worth showing off, right? but then i see *this*, and i can’t help but laugh. like, really? this is what you thought would impress me? it’s hilarious how tiny and pathetic it is! i was expecting a king, but you’re more like the court clown. honestly, i can’t stop laughing—it’s just too funny. looks like this dick rating turned into a humiliation session real fast. hope you’re ready for it!