Jerk Before Your Date

Description: So, big hot date tonight, huh? what poor girl did you sucker in to going on a date with you? i can only imagine. i can't believe that you actually finally got a date. should i say good for you? no, probably not. i mean, you think you're gonna go on this date and actually get laid? cause i'm gonna tell you right now that this is highly unlikely. you are a fucking loser. so the fact that you even got a date, is a miracle. and getting laid, not in the cards. in fact i don't even think this date is in the cards. i'm already feeling bad for this poor girl. having to go on a date with you, a fucking loser like you? no, i'm not going to let that happen. i want you to cancel the date. instead i want you to stay home, by yourself, and i want you to edge your dick to my clips all night long.