Christmas Dirty Foot Coal Soles

Description: It's the most wonderful time of the year, and i'm feeling festive... and a little bit cruel. you've been a good boy or girl this year, but i'm not sure if you deserve a special treat or a lump of coal. let's play a game - if you're lucky, i might show you my soles, all clean and pretty just for you. but if you're a loser... well, you'll get a face full of coal-covered feet instead. ahem unfortunately, it looks like you fall into the latter category. sorry, not sorry! as a loser, you get to gaze upon my dirty, grimy feet, covered in dirt and soot. you might even catch a whiff of my stinky toes. get that stupid tongue to work and clean these dirty soles. this is the only gift you deserve this season, filth. enjoy your christmas 'gift'!