Flowers make me sneeze

Description: You want to win my favor, and hope that bringing me some beautiful flowers will make you more desirable. however, you quickly learn that they do quite the opposite. as soon as you hand over the flowers i begin sneezing all over them. my sneezes are big and powerful, they throw my whole body forward. the flowers get obliterated, and so do you. i scold you for not listening to me, and make you eat my sneeze snot off my feet; as punishment. my eyes water so much that i have tears coming out of them. you even see my snot fly out, just before you get covered in it. flowers make me sneeze!!!!