Eternal Gooner

Description: You've been a gooner for as long as you can remember and this shall be your life forever... and if you come to think about it, this is way cheaper than having a girlfriend, it's more exciting, it's way more delicious and it simply gets you as fulfilled as nothing else does. eternally embracing the fapping proccess, eternally gooning, eternally lusting, essentially admiting that this is life forever!