NO GIFTS FOR HER

Description: If you haven’t already, it’s time to sit down and have a chat with wifey.   a conversation about the fact that she won’t be getting any gifts year. none. because you were oh so weak, oh so desperate, for my attention. you were too weak to stop gooning. you were way too hooked on pumping out every last cent while attempting to satisfy my endless greed.   and let’s be honest — it’s not like you even wanted to spend that money on her, not when i exist. not when you can spoil me beyond compare. not when you can have my pretty little fingers in your wallet. why spend money on her when you can spend every last cent bingeing to my clips? why buy gifts for anyone else when you can put your holiday bonus to good use by adorning me in luxury items?    no gifts for her this year — you’ll be way too busy making sure that my wishlist stays empty and my greed stays (slightly) satisfied. ’tis the season to spoil me.   *wishlists are linked in my bio - go do what good boys do*