Coffee shart explosion

Description: We went out and you got me a coffee, knowing im lactose intolerant and still asked for milk in my coffee. i unknowingly drank it, suddenly my stomach begins to hurt, and i feel the need to run home, i run home to use the toilet, causing a bit of a explsion in there, you can hear my stomach as it growls in agnony, i join it groaning, saying ''oh fuck'' as i try and squeeze it all out of me, lots of burping, lots of farting, lots of stomach grumbles. after that messy load, i pee a bit, wiped and then flushed.