Pop Your Dignity, Inflate My Bank Account

Description: Pathetic balloon-humping loser—you’ll never recover from this. watch as i humiliate and degrade you into oblivion, making you to hump those sad, underinflated balloons like the desperate, wallet-draining loser you are. your money, your dignity, your soul—it all belongs to me now. you’ll jerk, tribute, and live the rest of your miserable life knowing you exist for one purpose: to serve and pay for my perfection. cry about it while i laugh and leave you with nothing but the shame of your pathetic existence. pay up, piggy.