Sick and Bitchy Girlfriend

Description: You had a cold last week and now your girlfriend does, and she is not happy about it. how dare you get me fucking sick?! now you’ll do whatever the fuck i say, and don’t worry, i’ve got a laundry list of things for you do. you’ll sit by me while i sneeze, cough, nap & blow my nose. you’ll act as my masseuse, verbal punching bag and trash can until i feel 100% again.