Eating My Date: Devouring Tiny Men Is MUCH Better Than Sex

Description: Alright, so… there’s this… thing i like to do sometimes. some people think it’s weird, but it’s one of my favorite activities. it’s so much better than a normal date, in my opinion. by some accounts, sure, it’s not “morally correct”, but i really don’t care. i think the pleasure i get from it outweighs any possible perceived negatives. i mean, who else can say they’ve shrunken down their date and eaten him whole? it’s so much better than sex.