All I Want For Christmas Is You(r Wallet)

Description: Don't get it twisted, i don't want you for christmas, i just want your money and adoration of course! my greed fuels you and you simply can't get enough! you're addicted to my beauty, greed, and power; therefore, you're really going prove it this christmas. i want you to forget about getting presents for anyone in your life- fuck your friends, family, wife, everyone except princess! nothing feels better than adding to my lavish lifestyle and being princess's worker bee. princess has a long list of things she wants and mountains of cash she plans to receive. get to work fulfilling all of my desires, peasant!