Don't Laugh, I Can't Stop Farting!

Description: "don't laugh, i can't stop farting!" i let out a fart in a waiting room and you start laughing at me while i deny that it was me, however i can't hide it anymore and you're starting to piss me off. i have a medical condition that makes my farts smell super bad & i can't stop farting, so stop fucking laughing! i decide it's time to teach you a lesson and see how much ass blasting you can take! i sit on your face and crush you under this big, thick, heavy ass until you can't even breathe!