Testing the human sofa: Matriarch Ezada Sinn, Mistress Tess, Mistress Michelle Lacy, and Miss Roper facesitting and chest sitting

Description: Mistress tess has acquired a new piece of furniture for her dungeon. it may appear worn and battered, but it offers an intriguing combination of softness and versatility, perfect for both a chair and a sofa. to ensure it meets her high standards, i joined mistress tess, mistress michelle lacy, and miss roper to give it a rigorous test. first, we tested its comfort. each of us took turns sitting on its "face," bouncing on it and using its chest as a plush sofa. it surprised us by being spacious enough to accommodate all four of us simultaneously. a delightful discovery was its "vibration" feature, though not quite as satisfying as we’d prefer, it showed potential. however, there was one drawback: it’s a touch too soft. while wonderfully cosy, we prefer something firmer to suit our needs. and what better way to finalise the evaluation than by testing its ashtray functionality? after all, every good piece of dungeon furniture must serve multiple purposes. when we come back, we will see if it truly fulfils its potential.