Desperation Farts!

Description: I bring my date home after dinner and the cheesy pasta we had made me super gassy! i try to keep my farts quiet on the couch but i know he can still smell them! i have to excuse myself to the bathroom, but my room mate is getting ready and it's locked! i could not hold my farts in while i waited for her! i finally get let in and completely destroy the toilet i hope my date couldn't hear my loud farts echo!