Our Transactional Relationship

Description: I’m about to head out and do some shopping. i already went into your wallet and took some cash and credit cards. i’m all set and ready to leave but you decide to ask me a dumb ass question. am i using you for money? well, you’re a man… what else do you have to offer? ever since the first day we met, you’ve been letting me spend your money and do whatever i want so i’m confused where this stupid question is coming from. the reality is, our “relationship” is strictly transactional. as long as you’re giving me money, i stay. once the money runs out, i’m gone. you’re ugly and i’m way out of your league so the only way a hot woman like me would date you is because of your money. we rarely ever have sex because i don’t have to and prefer not to. you’re obsessed with me and you’ll give me whatever i want no matter what. all i care about is using your money for shopping and getting my hair and nails done. you come last to all of that and you know it. so, don’t ever ask me another dumb, stupid ass question like that ever again!