** MIND FUCK AFFIRMATIONS FOR JERK ZOMBIE LOSERS **

Description: What the fuck is wrong with you? whilst normal men want to get laid, you choose to fuck your hand to porn. you're a compulsive masturbator, a sad little jerk zombie who will never be satisfied, so i have decided that you should spend all day, every day gooning. porn is all you have in life so goon your brains out.i have prepared some mind fucking affirmations which you should say every single day. now repeat after me...