SPH and homewrecking in LATEX

Description: You kneel for me instantly, and i'm wondering why you're so down already, i know i'm pretty good, but there must be some secret reason why you feel so useless. unzip your pants and tell me why! it's obvious now, you are a little dick loser, but wait, aren't you married? right now, show me a picture of your wife! oh, my... it seems you're both ugly losers and you dream everyday of a woman you can't have, me! this is hilarious, a loser dreaming big for something he will never achieve.