Office Toilet

Description: You're here in my office today because i'm letting you go. well i was going to let you again, that is until a new position in the company opened up. that's right. instead of firing you and completely ruining your life, i'm giving you the opportunity to step down into this new position within the company. what's the position? well you'll be acting as the office toilet. you heard right, you'll be intaking the waste of all your old co-workers, and me. now don't take too long to make up your mind. i'm only giving you until the end of the day to decide.