Help me film my farts

Description: Are you busy? great, i could do with your help! i'm trying to film my farts! i'm making a sexy video for my boyfriend. i've told you all about his fart fetish and how i love getting gassy for him.all i need you to do is hold the phone close to my arse. when he watches it, i want him to feel as if he's right with me. get ready to press record, i have a fart brewing! and sorry in advance for the smell.