I Want to Be a Lazy Pig (WMV)

Description: I want to let my gluttony consume me. i want to move as little as possible while glutting myself on thousands upon thousands of calories. i never want to cook again. i don't want to even use a microwave. i want food brought to me; thousands upon thousands of processed artery clogging calories. i never want to have to lift a finger in the house. no cooking, no cleaning, and definitely no laundry! that's a waste of precious calories that could otherwise be turned to fat. the only exercise i'll tolerate is walking to the front door or fridge.