Bad First Date Turned Vore Dessert

Description: Pov: you're on a first date with me! you're so handsome, you look just like your photos on tinder~ me? maybe i've gained a few pounds since then, but it's not a big deal, right? right?i order soda after soda after soda, quickly chugging and belching loud after finishing each one. what? never been thirsty before? the waiter comes and i order 2 large pizzas, just for myself. i gobble down each slice while burping and farting rudely, barely trying to hide it at all. you've decided you're obviously not interested anymore after seeing how gross i am, even in public.all this food made me so *urp* gassy already, but hey--where's my dessert? you don't have enough money after all the food i ate? well, we might have to make other arrangements.