Wife Shrinks You and Devours Your Friends For Forgetting Our Anniversary!

Description: Wow. you've really done it this time. we were supposed to go out to celebrate tonight, but it seems you forgot - telling me you have plans with your awful "friends" instead. so i did what any good housewife would do: i baked some cookies.  but not just *any* cookies - magical ones with a special ingredient that shrinks whoever eats them. i packed one for you in your lunch today ;)  and when your friends came over, i made sure to be an excellent hostess and offer them some, too.  then i devoured them one by one.  now you're home, small... defeated.. and worried about your friends. its so tight in my stomach and i keep drinking water and burping - making it a very stressful situation for them. maybe if you beg, i'll stop this whole mess and forgive you.... maybe.