Between the toilet and my ass wmv

Description: This problem is the worst when it gets stuck between the toilet and my ass. i'm rushing to work, i'm already dressed for the office, and a brownie stops me. i tense up my sphincters, i want to get rid of everything as soon as possible. blockage, it's stopped, i'm pissed off and desperate. phew, i manage to throw out the first big sausage. this is only the beginning, but i feel relieved. another portion, preceded by strong flatulence, falls into the toilet. time passes, i'm late, but fortunately the next pieces (diarrhea, sick!) end up in the toilet. the farts are disgusting, loud and wet. i manage to sort everything out, i rush to work.