The Gassiest I've Ever Been

Description: Oh man. today was a huge day of stuffing, and i didn't even intend it to be. i tell you all about how much i overate and what i ate all day. i rudely burp and belch all throughout my stories, and i lament at how i have more to eat still. it's so embarrassing how gassy i am. *braaaap* and i'm farting a little too. i really am just a belching, farting, gassy pig!