Carpet installer becomes my carpet_

Description: I have my carpet installer all wrapped up in saran wrap and stuffed in my trunk. he couldn't seem to do his job, so now when i get him home he will be my carpet. i don't want my feet on the dirty floor so he will be beneath my feet. he will feel the pressure of me standing on him. he will lick my feet clean. i actually like him beneath my soles. hopefully he will learn to do his job and install carpet, that way he won't have to be my carpet.