I'm Better Than Sex

Description: It says a lot that you'd rather stay at home, locked away in your room, jerking off to me. i make you feel so damn good don't i? you never want to leave this feeling for too long. it's an addiction, we both know it. you're so addicted to stroking to me, that it supersedes all good feelings that life could ever give to you. i'm better than love. i'm better than money. i'm better than... sex.